A Visual Guide to Good Parenting

Submitted by Lance on Sun, 07/06/2008 - 6:38am

Thanks to Photobasement for help in completing this guide.

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Ugly Women

Submitted by Lance on Sun, 09/07/2008 - 8:50pm

If ugly women are organizing in protest that they aren’t getting attention from men, then wouldn’t their demands be for things that make men more likely to want us? But how does equal pay, reproductive rights, freedom from sexual harassment, and freedom from discrimination improve our chances of getting positive male attention?

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